Hey guys and guuurrls, can I tell you somethin’? I’ve noticed lately that I got, like, six or seven new followers (hi new followers!). I realize there’s a high probability that most of these new followers are probably robots and/or spam accounts (hi new robot and/or spam account followers!), so whatevs.
If you’re not a robot and/or a spam account follower, welcome to my silly little blog! Let me apologize up front for wasting your time. If you landed here by accident (which is most likely the case), I should warn you that I don’t really post all that much about Justin Bieber, even though “Justin Bieber” seems to be one of the keywords that drives a lot of peeps to my blog. Whomp whomp.
Side note: anyone know how I can un-SEO “Justin Bieber” from my blog?
Also, if you came here cuz of this post or this post, I’m sorry. Apparently Google directs anyone searching for the phrases “Bullhead BBQ Sauce Recipes” and “Bronycon” to come to my blog. I’m, like, the
king queen princess of Bullhead BBQ Sauce and Bronycon on the Interwebs. Between us squirrel friends, I should tell you that I haven’t made that noodle dish in, like, years, and everypony in my house has already gotten over our Brony phase, so whatevs.
I’m sorry if you’ve messaged me and I didn’t respond. I’m terrible about responding cuz I’m shy and/or I have a brain like Swiss cheese. I still love you anyway! If you think I should follow your blog and I’m not, lemme know! I’m always happy to follow your adventures, assuming you 1) are not a robot, 2) are not a jerk, 3) post mostly original content, 4) like to eat, and 5) don’t post p0rn and shizz. Plus, bonus points if you’re kinda artsy-but-not-too-fartsy and/or if you have a beard cuz peeps with beards are adorbz, amirite?
After you’ve had a chance to poke around, it’s OK if you decide to unfollow me cuz, TBH, I would totes unfollow me, too! But then I wouldn’t know what I was doing if I didn’t read my own blog, so whatevs.