Hey guys and guuurrls, can I tell you somethin’? I’ve noticed lately that I got, like, six or seven new followers (hi new followers!). I realize there’s a high probability that most of these new followers are probably robots and/or spam accounts (hi new robot and/or spam account followers!), so whatevs.
If you’re not a robot and/or a spam account follower, welcome to my silly little blog! Let me apologize up front for wasting your time. If you landed here by accident (which is most likely the case), I should warn you that I don’t really post all that much about Justin Bieber, even though “Justin Bieber” seems to be one of the keywords that drives a lot of peeps to my blog. Whomp whomp. 
Side note: anyone know how I can un-SEO “Justin Bieber” from my blog?
Also, if you came here cuz of this post or this post, I’m sorry. Apparently Google directs anyone searching for the phrases “Bullhead BBQ Sauce Recipes” and “Bronycon” to come to my blog. I’m, like, the king queen princess of Bullhead BBQ Sauce and Bronycon on the Interwebs. Between us squirrel friends, I should tell you that I haven’t made that noodle dish in, like, years, and everypony in my house has already gotten over our Brony phase, so whatevs.
I’m sorry if you’ve messaged me and I didn’t respond. I’m terrible about responding cuz I’m shy and/or I have a brain like Swiss cheese. I still love you anyway! If you think I should follow your blog and I’m not, lemme know! I’m always happy to follow your adventures, assuming you 1) are not a robot, 2) are not a jerk, 3) post mostly original content, 4) like to eat, and 5) don’t post p0rn and shizz. Plus, bonus points if you’re kinda artsy-but-not-too-fartsy and/or if you have a beard cuz peeps with beards are adorbz, amirite?
After you’ve had a chance to poke around, it’s OK if you decide to unfollow me cuz, TBH, I would totes unfollow me, too! But then I wouldn’t know what I was doing if I didn’t read my own blog, so whatevs.

Hey guys and guuurrls, can I tell you somethin’? I’ve noticed lately that I got, like, six or seven new followers (hi new followers!). I realize there’s a high probability that most of these new followers are probably robots and/or spam accounts (hi new robot and/or spam account followers!), so whatevs.

If you’re not a robot and/or a spam account follower, welcome to my silly little blog! Let me apologize up front for wasting your time. If you landed here by accident (which is most likely the case), I should warn you that I don’t really post all that much about Justin Bieber, even though “Justin Bieber” seems to be one of the keywords that drives a lot of peeps to my blog. Whomp whomp. 

Side note: anyone know how I can un-SEO “Justin Bieber” from my blog?

Also, if you came here cuz of this post or this post, I’m sorry. Apparently Google directs anyone searching for the phrases “Bullhead BBQ Sauce Recipes” and “Bronycon” to come to my blog. I’m, like, the king queen princess of Bullhead BBQ Sauce and Bronycon on the Interwebs. Between us squirrel friends, I should tell you that I haven’t made that noodle dish in, like, years, and everypony in my house has already gotten over our Brony phase, so whatevs.

I’m sorry if you’ve messaged me and I didn’t respond. I’m terrible about responding cuz I’m shy and/or I have a brain like Swiss cheese. I still love you anyway! If you think I should follow your blog and I’m not, lemme know! I’m always happy to follow your adventures, assuming you 1) are not a robot, 2) are not a jerk, 3) post mostly original content, 4) like to eat, and 5) don’t post p0rn and shizz. Plus, bonus points if you’re kinda artsy-but-not-too-fartsy and/or if you have a beard cuz peeps with beards are adorbz, amirite?

After you’ve had a chance to poke around, it’s OK if you decide to unfollow me cuz, TBH, I would totes unfollow me, too! But then I wouldn’t know what I was doing if I didn’t read my own blog, so whatevs.

Do u have a facebook account for your "fans"..love your blog!!

Hey guurrl! Thanks for your nice note! You can totally follow the Lazy Dad’s Guide to Everything page on the Book of Faces, but I don’t really do much with it cuz I don’t really understand how to use the Book of Faces, TBH. Whomp whomp.

If you’re an Instagram kinda person, I sometimes post shizz on my personal Instagram account, but it’s mostly just pics of what I’m eating and stuff, which is to say, it’s pretty much the same shizz that I post here.

I dunno, my intern I sometimes write about more parenting-related stuff here. If you’re a biz tech-y kinda person, I write another blog about design and tech, too. 

image

BTW, thanks for following! I love you, but I’m not in love with you, if you know what I’m sayin’.

11 Questions-Slash-Comments Answered!

I got some questions from the lovely lovingmylense.

Congrats on having another child soon, when will this happen? How will this happen?
Thanks! We’ve been “in the books” with an agency for an open adoption for almost three years now. We’ve had a coupla false starts close calls. I dunno when we’ll get “the call.” I hope soon? Cuz I’m getting old and stuff. 

Busy daddy does yoga and what do you do?
I do yoga sometimes, too, but not in a cult-y kinda way like some yoga maniacs enthusiasts. Mostly I make animated GIFs and eat and stuff, which apparently burns about three calories!

Wow, those are beautiful, handsome family members, even if one is crazy, they were beautiful and dressed well.
I think old-timey pics always make peeps look nice, no matter how cray they are, amirite?

So you don’t drink any alcohol?
I dunno, I guess I haven’t had a drink drink in about 15 years? It’s not as sad as it sounds. More than anything, I kinda sorta miss beer, but the carbs and stuff.

What age did you come out to yourself? What age did you come out to your family?
As noted American philosopher and collector of little monsters Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta once said:

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

You have beautiful grass, who does it?
Actually, our grass is super-whacked cuz we don’t put chemicals and stuff on it, but I find PhotoShop does an awight job at making bad grass look purty.

How is the nanny’s toe?
After waiting in the emergency room for five hours, getting six stitches and a cast on her toe, then calling off werk for a week, the boy’s nanny’s toe is now fine, thanks for asking!

Staff parking summer school post is spot on!! I wish I had time to write my view on all that jazz.
Thankfully summer school ends this week!

I wish I lived next to you, you’re both great fathers, providers, and your son is awesome.
Thanks! We’re awight, but the boy is super-duper awesome, I agree! I will say, though, that NC is pretty nice, too!

How long have you been with the boy’s father? How did you meet?
Busy daddy and I have been together for 20 years, I think? We were set up on a blind date in grad school.

What is your Instagram name?
You can follow me @kippcheng. Fair warning, tho: my Instagram is mostly filled with pics of pho and other eats, so it’s kinda boring and stuff. Actually, it’s pretty much the same shizz I post on my blog. Whomp whomp.

Thanks for your questions and nice comments!

These aren't phone camera shots, are they? They look really good, like the-restaurants-should-buy-them-from-you good. Also, I know you want a little girl, but would you settle for a seventeen-year-old boy that thinks the boy is a really lucky dude?

Hey, guurrl-slash-boi, hey! I’ll let in on my not-so-ancient Chinese secret: I recently started using an EyeFi Mobi, which is an SD card that lets me take pics with my regular camera, but since the card has a built-in wifi sensor, I can immediately download the pics to my phone and post directly to the Interwebz.

The best part about the EyeFi Mobi is that you don’t need wifi to download  pics to your phone directly from your camera. It’s kinda magical and stuff. The downside is that I’ve noticed the pics on the EyeFi Mobi card come out kinda soft on focus. I’m not sure if it’s the card or whatnot.

image

As a side note, if you’re looking for a camera that’s (much) better than a regular point-and-shoot, but not as clunky or as expensive as a digital SLR, I highly recommend the Panasonic Lumix GF1. It’s the best camera that I’ve ever owned and is my everyday go-to camera. Generally, I’m a huge fan of Panasonic cameras, but the color compression tends to be more vivid than other cameras.

As for adopting a seventeen-year-old boy instead of a baby girl, we are totes open to any gender, really, as long as said seventeen-year-old boy is willing to wear the adorbz dresses that I bought in Milan and is willing to change his name to Claire or Alice, then we’re good.

Thanks for your questions!

I dunno if it’s the heat or the humidity but California is doing a number on ma hurr did. But at least my fake mustache game is on point and/or not.