After work, I went back to my crafting table (hardy har har, I made a Minecraft joke!) to work on some more Minecraft-themed birthday party favors for the boy’s upcoming b-day shindig.
I asked the boy if his friends would like custom-made Creeper bookmarks, and he was all, “Yeah, whatevs.” And I was all, Dude, I’m cutting by hand all of those tiny squares and stuff, so if your friends are gonna be all whatevs about custom-made Creeper bookmarks, then I’d rather make something else.
Then the boy was all, “Just make anything Minecraft.” And I was all, So I could wrap garbage in Minecraft paper and kids would like it? And the boy was all, “Does it look like Minecraft?” And I was all, Obvs. And the boy was all, “Then, yeah, kids would like it because we don’t know any better.”

After work, I went back to my crafting table (hardy har har, I made a Minecraft joke!) to work on some more Minecraft-themed birthday party favors for the boy’s upcoming b-day shindig.

I asked the boy if his friends would like custom-made Creeper bookmarks, and he was all, “Yeah, whatevs.” And I was all, Dude, I’m cutting by hand all of those tiny squares and stuff, so if your friends are gonna be all whatevs about custom-made Creeper bookmarks, then I’d rather make something else.

Then the boy was all, “Just make anything Minecraft.” And I was all, So I could wrap garbage in Minecraft paper and kids would like it? And the boy was all, “Does it look like Minecraft?” And I was all, Obvs. And the boy was all, “Then, yeah, kids would like it because we don’t know any better.”

  1. electradaddy said: You’re such a good dad. I really should unlock the basement door and let my kids out of the cellar sometime.
  2. fourshadesofme reblogged this from lazydad
  3. lifeloveandjonah said: This is Jonah’s dream party. If I start now maybe I can get all this stuff done by June! haha
  4. nerdiosity said: Hahaha. He’ll appreciate it like 20 years from now.
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