Gosh, we had a super-busy day! Busy daddy and I had a joint workout with our trainer Fake Chris this morning at the Uppityville Gym, then after lunch the boy went to the nanny’s house for her son’s 33rd birthday party.
When the boy was leaving with his nanny, I asked him what time he thought he’d be back home, and he was all, “IDK, maybe 10:30 PM?” And I was all, You’re going to a birthday party that’s 8 hours long? And the boy was all, “Yeah.”
Busy daddy and I ended up cleaning our basement and attic, which was a serious undertaking. It pretty much took up our entire day! Then busy daddy and I had a très romantique dinner date at the local Mexican joint.
At 8:00 PM, the boy texted me to check in. Apparently he’s having fun! The nanny told us they were roasting a whole goat for the party! I’m sure they are having yum Haitian eats. 
I guess the boy really is coming home at 10:30 PM because it’s already past 10:00 PM and I have No Idea When He’s Coming Home. I mean, he’s with his nanny, so I suppose everything is awight? Like, it’s totally normal to let a six-year-old hang out late into the night with his Haitian peeps, amirite?

Gosh, we had a super-busy day! Busy daddy and I had a joint workout with our trainer Fake Chris this morning at the Uppityville Gym, then after lunch the boy went to the nanny’s house for her son’s 33rd birthday party.

When the boy was leaving with his nanny, I asked him what time he thought he’d be back home, and he was all, “IDK, maybe 10:30 PM?” And I was all, You’re going to a birthday party that’s 8 hours long? And the boy was all, “Yeah.”

Busy daddy and I ended up cleaning our basement and attic, which was a serious undertaking. It pretty much took up our entire day! Then busy daddy and I had a très romantique dinner date at the local Mexican joint.

At 8:00 PM, the boy texted me to check in. Apparently he’s having fun! The nanny told us they were roasting a whole goat for the party! I’m sure they are having yum Haitian eats. 

I guess the boy really is coming home at 10:30 PM because it’s already past 10:00 PM and I have No Idea When He’s Coming Home. I mean, he’s with his nanny, so I suppose everything is awight? Like, it’s totally normal to let a six-year-old hang out late into the night with his Haitian peeps, amirite?

  1. electradaddy said: "a joint workout" - For a moment I was wondering why y’all meet up with your trainer to smoke dope. Figured it was an East Coast workout thing. But now I realize you meant "a prison workout". You, East Coasters, are so wild & wacky.
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