For lunch, my new boss took me out for some yum Thai eats at an adorbz joint near our office. We had Tao hoo Taud Samoon Prai as an appetizer, which are basically pieces of garlicky fried tofu that look like Chicken McNuggets, but they aren’t made of plastic (like Chicken McNuggets) and actually taste delicious (unlike Chicken McNuggets)! Bossman had Pad Thai, and I had the Khao Soi curry, pictured above.
OK, here’s the thing: when the waiter asks if you want the dish “spicy” or “Thai spicy,” and you innocently ask, What’s the difference?, don’t assume that “Thai spicy” in Canada is anything like “Thai spicy” in Amercia. Because apparently “Thai spicy” in Canada means the kind of spicy that burns a whole through your stomach and stuff. But it tasted delicious!
Too bad I’m gonna pay for it later today. And by pay for it later, I mean fiery poops. I’m kidding! Ever since I got my colostomy bag put in, I don’t poop anymore, at least not like normal peeps, sheesh! Really, I’m kidding! I don’t mean to make light of peeps with colostomy bags. The management of Lazy Dad’s Guide regrets any offense this post may have caused.

For lunch, my new boss took me out for some yum Thai eats at an adorbz joint near our office. We had Tao hoo Taud Samoon Prai as an appetizer, which are basically pieces of garlicky fried tofu that look like Chicken McNuggets, but they aren’t made of plastic (like Chicken McNuggets) and actually taste delicious (unlike Chicken McNuggets)! Bossman had Pad Thai, and I had the Khao Soi curry, pictured above.

OK, here’s the thing: when the waiter asks if you want the dish “spicy” or “Thai spicy,” and you innocently ask, What’s the difference?, don’t assume that “Thai spicy” in Canada is anything like “Thai spicy” in Amercia. Because apparently “Thai spicy” in Canada means the kind of spicy that burns a whole through your stomach and stuff. But it tasted delicious!

Too bad I’m gonna pay for it later today. And by pay for it later, I mean fiery poops. I’m kidding! Ever since I got my colostomy bag put in, I don’t poop anymore, at least not like normal peeps, sheesh! Really, I’m kidding! I don’t mean to make light of peeps with colostomy bags. The management of Lazy Dad’s Guide regrets any offense this post may have caused.

  1. thesahmmy said: i want to put my face in it. i don’t care if it burns.
  2. thedefinitionofmycharacter said: Yum! Last time I had Thai food my mouth was on fire for the rest of the day, even though my cousins steered me towards the milder sauces. Lol, Canada has some good food, that’s for sure.
  3. photolodico said: That’s the kind of spicy my husband likes… he sends me text updates on how the journey out if his body goes from work. romance!
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