Lazy Dad's Guide to Everything

Let’s pray to the goddess that my plane finally departed and I’m currently flying somewhere over the U.S.-Canada border right now, sheesh! I’m pretty sure I’ve consumed every possible dessert-slash-treat that was available at the Montréal–Trudeau Airport, including:

• One small cup of cappuccino gelato (it was awight)
• One slice of strawberry cheesecake (which is apparently called gâteau fromage up north)
• One KitKit
• One bottle of Perrier
• Two bottles of water
• An entire package of Extra mint gum

I don’t know what I was doing in the above Flashback Friday pic, but apparently I was trying to clean out busy daddy’s ear with my tongue. We may or may not have been slightly inebriated at the time of the photo.