Lazy Dad's Guide to Everything

I’m pretty sure the lazy pups are experiencing cabin fever the worst. I mean, it’s not as if they are the most active, outdoorsy pups to begin with under ordinary circumstances, but, really, there is only so much hanging-around-the-house-staring-at-each-other that a pony can take before going completely mental.

The boy has had a few playdates with his neighborhood friends over the past few days, and I think they are all just happy that they had an unexpected week off from school. Little do they know that they’ll have to make up the days later.

I have resorted to filing paperwork in my home office. Seriously, you know things have spiraled out of control when I am organizing shizz just to keep busy. When the zombie apocalypse occurs, at least my personal paperwork will be in order. #winning