A couple of pranksters at my office posted the above sign on the bulletin board in the kitchen. So many questions: First, why is this offer open only to the ladies? I know a few dudes who would totes lurve those cow shoes. Second, while those cow shoes are way fierce, I suspect they would pinch and/or stink and stuff. Third, didn’t the House of McQueen show those cow shoes for Spring/Summer three seasons ago? Fourth, I think some of my busy business lady colleagues have too much time on their hands. Gosh, it was a super-crazy-busy day at work today. But I think the Most Important E-mail I had to write and send was alerting the staffs in our New York and Philadelphia offices to, you know, be careful because there may or may not be a catastrophic storm hitting us next week. Which means peeps should take their laptops home and check their e-mails and stuff. My life as a busy business lady can be so blindingly glamourous sometimes that all I want to do after work is punch every single person in the face on my train ride home.

A couple of pranksters at my office posted the above sign on the bulletin board in the kitchen. So many questions:

  1. First, why is this offer open only to the ladies? I know a few dudes who would totes lurve those cow shoes.
  2. Second, while those cow shoes are way fierce, I suspect they would pinch and/or stink and stuff.
  3. Third, didn’t the House of McQueen show those cow shoes for Spring/Summer three seasons ago?
  4. Fourth, I think some of my busy business lady colleagues have too much time on their hands.

Gosh, it was a super-crazy-busy day at work today. But I think the Most Important E-mail I had to write and send was alerting the staffs in our New York and Philadelphia offices to, you know, be careful because there may or may not be a catastrophic storm hitting us next week. Which means peeps should take their laptops home and check their e-mails and stuff.

My life as a busy business lady can be so blindingly glamourous sometimes that all I want to do after work is punch every single person in the face on my train ride home.

  1. the-partisans said: I stared at the same contract for 9 of the 12 hours I was at work today. Felt pretty glam by the end too :/
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