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Even though the Busy-Lazy boys live in a diverse, (predominantly) socially liberal and multicultural community, I’m always surprised by the number of political signs on people’s lawns that support What’s-His-Face Romney instead of Obama. Maybe it’s because of our proximity to the jerks who live in Uppityville?

Here’s the thing: I don’t think Obama is the bee’s knees, but I’d rather have a meh President who support a social-economic-foreign-policy agenda that considers 100 percent of the populace than a flip-flopping woman-hating douchebag President who cares only for the top 1 percent.

So it was a pleasant surprise to spy a campaign sign for the Obama-Biden ticket on my walk to the train station this morning. Too bad it’s a campaign sign from 2008. Why can’t we just fast-forward to 2016 when Hillary Rodham Clinton is finally crowned Queen of America, amirite?