Things That Ain’t Wrong
- Ain’t nothin’ wrong with porny blogs. I might be a
prudedad, but I’m not dead, sheesh.
- Ain’t nothin’ wrong with peeps who post porn and/or porny shizz on their own blogs. Free country and stuff.
- Ain’t nothin’ wrong (generally speaking) with peeps following, liking, and (to a very limited extent) reblogging shizz from here. This is especially true if we’re, like, friends and stuff.
Things That ARE Wrong
- Stealing (i.e., downloading) pics of my kid for nefarious purposes. You know who you are.
- Reblogging pics of my kid if your blog is primarily a porny blog. Because of obvious reasons. I don’t think any parent wants to see a pic of their adorable kid next to an animated GIF showing a graphic scene of double penetration. That’s just not cute.
- Porny shizz that depicts extreme graphic violence, degradation, and/or disrespect against women, men, children or animals. Seems obvious, but apparently this point required clarification.
What Is Porn?
- Beats me, but I know it when I see it. Especially when I see a pic of my smiling kid reposted next to a scary pic of two ladies doing Unspeakable Things to golf clubs and chocolate syrup, etc.
What I Assume About Peeps Who Dig Porn and Porny Shizz
- I assume that you dig porn and porny shizz. See first point, above.
Where I Draw the Line
- If you like to post porn and porny shizz, but you also like to post pics of children that you don’t know, and you like to juxtapose images of children with graphic images that depict people, animals, and objects of an explicit sexual nature, then I can only assume that you have some kind of psycho-sexual-pathological problem because that shizz just ain’t right. This is a hard point to argue.
Why So Judgmental, Lazy Dad?
- I am not judging you, really. I just don’t want to see pics of my kid next to images that I wouldn’t feel comfortable showing to him or to my friends and family or to the general public.
No, Really, What’s Your Problem With Porny Shizz?
- Seriously, I don’t have a problem with porny shizz. If you want to indulge on your own time and in your own space, then please enjoy. Please just don’t mix your porn with my kid because that shizz will stain, yo.
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- kandiasschronicles said: I don’t reblog pictures of your kid and I don’t even have a porn blog. BECAUCE HE ISN”T MY KID OR MY FAMILY. What the fuck is wrong with people?!
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- robotghost said: is it sad that i read everything “porny” as “p o n y” and was SO confused for a good minute or so? i think so.
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- tumblewieds said: I totally agree. Go get ‘em.
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- felinedacat said: I’m sorry that you event have to write this! I suppose that to those people, the pictures are all de-humanised - some cute kid is just some cute kid, as opposed to someone’s son, a real human.
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- 6impossible said: Did people actually require clarification on this?
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- mamamusement said: I feel like giving you a Shangela “Halleloo.”
- thelittlenettles said: Id be.mortified if someone put pictures of my kid on a porn blog! But then agsin this is why I dont realy put to many photos of my kid on the internet
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