We had Five Guys for dinner, but that’s not the relevant point of this story. After dinner, as the Busy-Lazy boys were leaving the parking lot, we were rear-ended in our brand new car! Have I mentioned that it’s a brand new car? No one was hurt, but our brand new car was smashed up a bit. I did place a curse on the stupid driver who wasn’t paying attention and smashed into our brand new car. Stupid. Hmm, I guess I should be more furious about this than I am right now. I was actually livid at the time, but I didn’t think it would be prudent to assault the moron driver in front of my kid. Gosh, I wish you could have seen his stupid, smug face. Have I mentioned that I drive like an 85-year-old lady? I don’t understand why some men feel the need to drive big, fast, European cars. And in the freakin’ suburbs, no less. I’ve been told that it has something to do with overcompensating for a condition known as “micro-penis,” but that hasn’t been confirmed.

We had Five Guys for dinner, but that’s not the relevant point of this story. After dinner, as the Busy-Lazy boys were leaving the parking lot, we were rear-ended in our brand new car! Have I mentioned that it’s a brand new car? No one was hurt, but our brand new car was smashed up a bit. I did place a curse on the stupid driver who wasn’t paying attention and smashed into our brand new car. Stupid.

Hmm, I guess I should be more furious about this than I am right now. I was actually livid at the time, but I didn’t think it would be prudent to assault the moron driver in front of my kid. Gosh, I wish you could have seen his stupid, smug face. Have I mentioned that I drive like an 85-year-old lady? I don’t understand why some men feel the need to drive big, fast, European cars. And in the freakin’ suburbs, no less. I’ve been told that it has something to do with overcompensating for a condition known as “micro-penis,” but that hasn’t been confirmed.

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    reblogging because five guys is relevant to my life
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    Somebody go to five guys wit me
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    Five Guys is the SHIT .
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  9. electradaddy said: Ugh. Glad everyone is ok. Sorry to hear about the car!
  10. cameramasmommy said: That sucks! But glad you are okay!
  11. momfarts said: The like is for the five guys, not the car wreck btw. Make the douche driver pay! Five Guys for life!
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  13. designingdaddy said: Oh no! awful!
  14. mediocremommy said: ugh. sorry about the car!
  15. thesahmmy said: take ‘em to the bank. that is horrible. poor BNC!
  16. relativekarma said: Glad you’re all safe!
  17. thebruhnettegazette said: My car seems to get hit on a quarterly basis. Is the brand new car silver? Because I’ve decided that it’s invisible
  18. holly-da-zombiemommy said: Grrrrrr! I’m sorry!
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