I Want to Follow You!

Seriously, I do! Especially (but not exclusively) if you’re a Mumblr or a Dumblr. Or if you’re brilliant and/or artsy-but-not-too-fartsy and/or hilarious, as demonstrated by the fact that you’re a creator of things and not just a reblogger of crap. Or if you like cupcakes and ice cream (and really, who doesn’t like cupcakes and ice cream? Communists and Rick “Darth Maul” Santorum, that’s who). Or if you hate The Man and you believe in Speaking Truth to Power. Or if you like Star Wars and LEGO and mustaches. And you’re nice and you’re not a Mean Girl. Because Mean Girls suck.* Bonus points if you have a beard and wear glasses and like to eat cupcakes and ice cream while designing stuff, preferably out of LEGO, or on your computer, which is obvs a Mac. (I’m kidding. Not really.)

If I’m not already following you but I should, drop me a line.

* If you have to be a Mean Girl, at least be brilliant and hilarious. There’s nothing worse than a Mean Girl who’s stupid and unfunny. Stupid, unfunny Mean Girls need to STFU.

EDIT: As TheSahmmy rightly pointed out, not all Mean Girls are Girls, and in fact most of them are dudes.

  1. aniesadventures said: I have a mac! Woooo!
  2. thesahmmy said: now now…don’t be sexist. there are mean boys too. ;)
  3. ginny-andtonic said: I think I’d die of starstruck-ness if you followed me. It’s bad enough that Daddy Complex (David Vienna) follows me!
  4. amipregnant said: I’m just a ttcumblr who likes Playmobil more than LEGO. But I blame LEGO for that. I grew up in a town close to the first LEGOLAND in Germany, but they closed it in the 70ies before I was born. I assume I’d love LEGO if it hadn’t closed. I’m sure you understand. Please don’t…
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  6. masterloafer said: Im not a mumblr, but I do like all things baked, and also bacon. I’m a little artsy.. k a lot artsy, but I try not to be fartsy if at all possible. also, I’m apparently in an arranged marriage with a man in Ireland exclusively for his beard growing.
  7. mamamcg said: I’m a mom. Not necessarily brilliant but I do love food including cupcakes and ice cream. If you become a follower, welcome! (I hope to be somewhat entertaining.)
  8. lovingbabyliam said: I hope you dont think Im a mean girl whose stupid and unfunny.
  9. beingimportant said: I have no idea how I made the cut.
  10. mayak46 said: I do very little of that. I do post a lot about comicbooks & have been known to chase family away. They guiltily tell me they stopped following me because it’s annoying and obsessive. But then feed me good booze and that makes it all better!
  11. midwestern-momma said: I love cupcakes, ice cream, and creating things. My husband loves LEGO. My brother loves Star Wars. My oldest son loves mustaches (Seriously. He’s almost 4 and screams in delight.). Clearly, as a family, we were meant to be friends with you.
  12. needle said: all of these things, and especially you, mr. lazy, are awesome! i’m quite thankful to have found you and count you among my tumblr friendz. :)
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